Apr 15, 2010

Bloody April: Back to magic

The Encyclopedia of 5000 Spells by Judika Illes is the gift that just keeps on giving. We women who have the Dragon Time (magical name for menstruation) can use our bloody rags for both contraception & fire safety!

I am so doing this one: Witch Bottle Contraception Spell
  • wash clothing stained with menstrual blood
  • fill a bottle with the bloody rinse water
  • seal the bottle with red wax
  • bury the bottle in a safe place where it will not be disturbed. (p. 456)
At 41, I'm not the fertile bunny I used to be, but the boyfriend is terrified he's going to knock me up. It would be a horrible time to have a little one for both of us, so I completely understand. And I'm not giving up our other methods. But a bit of magic never hurts...

Menstrual Blood Stop the Fire Spell:

Throw a menstrual-blood soaked rag onto the fire. If you keep pads soaking in a moon-pot, just toss the entire contents on the flames.(p. 459)

Ladies, we are just so effing magical!


  1. Ahhhhhhhhhhh, to be a Witch is the wonderfulest thing to be!

  2. This is awesome! I love the spells, but I have to admit that I couldn't stop staring at the little fire and the blood drop lol

  3. haha love this butt whats a moonpot? love the use of effing lol use it ALLL the time!