I know that many people hate Valentine's Day. Or at least, some very vocal folks complain about it throughout the internets. But I love it, and take it as a special time to honor Aphrodite. Look at it as a time to honor all kinds of love, not just romantic & sexual. A friend could always use a little heart-shaped card & a bit of chocolate. Aphrodite is also Lady of the Beasts, so take your doggie for TWO walks on 2/14. Get your kitty a feathery toy.
And there is everything good about self-love: Every time you masturbate, the Goddess finds a good home for a little kitten.
So let's open up Heart Day & make it into Aphrodite's Feast! I'm planning a fabulous menu for Tuesday. Let the festivities begin....
Jeez, I guess I've helped place a gazillion kittens over the years!
ReplyDeleteThat gives me another idea! 2/14 should also be "Get a New Vibe/Get Your First Vibe" Day! Not that hands aren't dandy, but variety...:)
ReplyDeleteOh. My. Gawd. I didn't think there could possibly one more reason to masturbate.
ReplyDeleteLawdy, you've rekindled the appeal of Valentine's day! Who doesn't want to help re-home a kitten? ;)
ReplyDeletesome kitties are laying on a garbage dump in my name.
ReplyDeleteHJD: All acts of pleasure & love...are pleasing to the little kittehs.
ReplyDeleteDanni: Alone or together, it all works.
Y. Granny: Yer doin it wrong. :)